Also titled: Why the Season 5 Finale Was Subjectively Amazing Despite Being Objectively Terrible

"No friendship is that important!!"

...said the mare who dedicated her life to stripping ponies of their cutie marks and then crippled Equestria's future many times over after her manipulatively dictatorial coping mechanism was foiled, all because a friend of hers moved away when she was a filly.

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“Sway with me.” Adagio took the girl’s hands in her own, chest to chest with the former pony. She pulled Sunset away from the table, keeping them tightly together. The beat thundered. “I was a force of nature.”

It'lln't've'd to be there, but I'm putting there 'cuz I like to live dangerously.

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